I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I am naked and annoyed.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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