How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His hands were made for my vagina.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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