Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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