the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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