Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
God I need to hump something, right now.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
