Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
