He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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