There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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