That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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