I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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