Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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