Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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