Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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