haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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