I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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