she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I need a beard to bite.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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