She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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