She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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