What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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