My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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