Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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