I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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