i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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