Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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