i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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