Can Purell be used as lube?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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