From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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