As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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