Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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