Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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