I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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