shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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