so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We're too hungover to prance.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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