My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Watching her eat just hurts me
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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