Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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