we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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