Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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