I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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