My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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