I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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