I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
foreskin is a definite game changer
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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