Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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