I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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