Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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