My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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