I want to stick my p in your. b.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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