Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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