So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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