Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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