I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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